Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up. Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up. Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up. -Prodigy
Public Service Announcement: Like the man says, “He who laughs last, laughs best.” Brandon Phillips laughed first. Brandon Phillips laughed when he said, “I’d play against these guys on one leg. We have to beat these guys. All they do is bitch and moan about everything, all of them. They’re little bitches, all of them. I really hate the Cardinals.” Maybe Phillips should have played on both legs. Then, he could have laughed best.
Yes, Brandon Phillips laughed first. He should have listened to the weasel from Roger Rabbit. He should have listened to the weasel who said, “Stop that laughing. You know what happens when you can’t stop laughing? One of these days, you’re gonna die laughing.” The Reds died last night. The Reds died last night at the hands of those said same bitches. They died at the hands of the the St. Louis Cardinals.
Skip Schumaker hit a grand slam to highlight a seven-run fourth inning in the Cardinals’ 7-3 victory over the Reds last night. Hooray Cardinals! Hooray Skip Schumaker! Prior to his grand slam, Schumaker had never had an extra-base hit in 25 official at bats with the bases loaded. See what happens? See what happens when you give give chalkboard material? You wake sleeping giants. That’s what happens. You wake the most at bats with the bases loaded for any active position player who had never had an extra-base hit in that situation. That’s what happens.
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
